@what_mom_says

I always come up with the best ideas in the shower.  It is my life's ambition to write a book about teenage mothers and their difficulties.  I want to interview a whole bunch of young mother's and just get a whole bunch of random quotes and put it together and make it a book.  That is what I want to do, and I think I will do that sometime before I die.  As of right now, I'm pretty busy making up a whole bunch of funny motherly quotes in my head, most of them created while in the shower.

Being in the shower is my only alone time.  Or so I thought, until I see a tiny hand splashing the water from underneath the shower curtains. 

Motherhood means no alone time.  No rest.  The college administration workers are on strike.  I wish I could go on strike. 

Motherhood is life.  It means loving and caring for someone for their entire lifetime.  On Facebook I see all my friends and their good jobs and career accomplishments.  My highest level of academic achievement is my high school diploma.

Motherhood is beyond hard.  It is tiring, and makes you age faster than fake tanning.  Yesterday I graduated from high school.  Today I have 2 kids and am worrying about what to make for dinner.

Lady Gaga calls her fans "little monsters."  I call my kids little monsters.  Not because they are my fans.  But because they really are little monsters.

For more quirky or not so quirky quotes follow me on twitter @what_mom_says.

Anyway, back to normal bloggage.

I finally have time to write in this blog area thing.  I've always wanted to write a blog about babies and how wonderful of a time I am having being a mother.  I'm having such a wonderful time, that I don't actually have time to write in this blog of mine.  Well, what can I say?  Motherhood is busy.  Too busy.  I need some breathing room a whole lot of the time.  It's hard to do anything for myself.  Make a phone call, read a chapter in a book, or even watch my own TV show.  My first son is 2 and a half and I'm attempting potty training, and my second son is 7 months, teething and is being super clingy and cranky because of it.  Life is hard, and expensive.

It sucks.  Having no money.  I have to go back to work early, part time because we can't really afford stuff.  Summer was expensive.  I know winter won't be as expensive because no one likes the cold.  Mateo is eating Josiah's backpack.  I'm watching.  Great motherhood right here.  *high five*

I'm so cranky and tired most of the day.  Joel's lucky he's at work, on his days off I really put him to work.  I make him change the diapers, and feed the kids.  Sometimes I think I'm a little spoiled, then I remind myself how great I am and that I deserve it.  -_-

I think my kids are the cutest.  But then I am a little biased.  They are cute though.  Like, super cute.  Sometimes I squeeze Mateo so much he cries, or pukes a bit.

I'm thirsty.  That's the end of this blog.  Till next time.

-crazy mom